🌀 "The Nodding Robot" – You’re nodding constantly, but your eyes are glued to your phone and you haven’t heard a word since “So basically…” 🎯 "The One-Upper" – They say, “I’ve been feeling really stressed lately,” and you reply, “Oh you think you’re stressed? Wait till you hear about my week!” 🗣️ "The Fix-It Machine" – Before they even finish talking, you're already giving them five-point plans, a TED Talk, and an Amazon link to a mindfulness journal. 💤 "The Zoner" –
